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"This afternoon will be awkward. But probably not as awkward as last night's little venture into redneckville."
that's debatable.
I do not know what's more awkward. Let's say I am pretty darn sure I don't want to relive either of these experiences.
Scenario #1 In the middle of nowhere. The only sober non-white person at an entire party of level 1 classic truck driving beer drinking rednecks (that still live with their parents and act like they are in high school) that I just met through a friend that dragged me to the party, where the females cannot seem to keep their clothes on.
Scenario #2 Attending the birthday picnic of a woman whose telling everyone that her son was your father. And not objecting to this because it's just easier to validate being the only non-black person there if everyone thinks you are extended family. Meanwhile the old lady's nephew is hitting on you and his father comes into the living room annouces that you are gorgeous and then asks his son "are you hittin' that, if you aren't you should be"
Next week's featured article: What to do when you see your bipolar schizophrenic mother in public (a.k.a. not locked up) for the first time in over ten years. This labor day our heroine will experience cross-cultural picnic hopping like none other. From the classy white suburbs of the Parkville, to the ghetto inner city streets of Baltimore, across to blue collar Parkville. Be sure to tune in for the adventures of Cross-Cultural Woman and her fight against injustice.
The Lifetime Saturday night special of my life is going to be a real heart throb, comedy, drama, action movie. Seriously, this stuff is so crazy directors and producers couldn't think of crap this good. |
| | Posted 9/2/2007 9:50 AM - 23 Views - 4 eProps - 2 comments
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